Morse code trumps SMS in head-to-head speed texting combat.[..]
93-year-old telegraph
operator Gordon Hill delivered a resounding ass-whoopin to his rival, 13-year-old Brittany Devlin, using Morse
Code. Of course, Mr. Hill does have nigh on 80 years of practice under his belt, which was enough to help him
triumph even despite Brittanys liberal use of texting slang [engadget]