Q: I have potato bugs in my vegetable garden. How can I rid myself of these pesky critters?
A: Drench your entire yard with gasoline and set it ablaze. Once the
fire has burned itself out and the ground has cooled, cultivate the
soil to a depth of seven feet, saturate the area with battery acid and
top the surface with gasoline. After a few minutes, most of the
surviving potato bugs, now irritated, will burrow up for air. Set the
yard on fire again, and let it burn itself out. The remaining bugs
should be crisped. Add water. Only then, and only maybe, will you rid
yourself of potato bugs.Q: I have never even seen a potato bug. Where would I be likely to find one?
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