SANTA CLAUS, A FAT, JOLLY MAN OFTEN SEEN WEARING A RED SUIT AND DRIVING
A SLEIGH PULLED BY EIGHT (OR SOMETIMES NINE ON PARTICULARLY SNOWY/FOGGY
NIGHTS) REINDEER IS THOUGHT TO ENTER RESIDENCES THROUGH FIREPLACES
(ALTHOUGH LACK OF FIREPLACE DOES NOT SEEM TO DETER SUSPECT).[Continua]